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NEW FEED
NEW WEBSITE

and now.....

NEW MESSAGE BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come check it out:
soccergirl.podshow.com

Podshow to the rescue!!

I'm almost sort of back!!

Visit me it my new home:
soccergirl.podshow.com

Thanks for all your help everyone! I'm still very much in the process of getting set up over there. I only have about half of my shows uploaded, and I'm working on setting up another message board. In the meantime, the new feed is:

http://soccergirl.podshow.com/wp-rss2.php

Update that sucka!

kisses my lovelies,
sg

11.17.05 #73 DISASTER! HOSTLESS! WHERE'S THE PRIEST! SHIT!

Chances are good that you're not reading this. If you are reading this then you've got a direct link to my website somewhere and that pleases me. So what happened is that Purecastmedia went belly up in all of about 5 seconds, so I'm marooned in the big scary dark internet. I can't post my feed because the domain still points to the dead fish, but I've set up a temporary Libsyn account so you can download explainatory show 73 from there:
http://libsyn.com/media/soccergirl/SGINC_073.mp3

(I redirected my domain to Libsyn, but it probably won't work for a good 24 more hours. If you could help me get the word out about this show, helo me distribute it and whatnot, it would be the greatest)

The show will explain it all, but I should mention that I don't have access to any of my files from the old server. This doesn't mean much re: the show, because I've got all the old episides, however, the messageboard is another story. I don't want to lose that stuff man! Oh, woe is me.

So give the show a listen and if you've got bright ideas I would be so grateful to you for lighting my path in these dark days.

11.15.05 #72 The expo made me cum and then it made me cum again and then I was out of clean underwear

I got painted by Kevin Mason. I was freak show charlie.

Before, during and after stage one. The expo was like rockstar drugs. This episode is made up of a bunch of snippets starting with my goodbyes to Ryan, my arrival in Ontario, Then off to the Pickle booth where Paul from BFR and Sledge from I Love Knights have a sexy and explicit chat about me with Paul from PK and J (and I'm mad that they didn't tell me about it all weekend) Keith and the Girl post a harsh review of Brother Love (but they liked me, thank god!) Chill out during a little Katherine, BFR Paul, Sledge, PK and J lunch, and then dig Brother Love's 'Summertime' (not to be confused with the Jazz standard of the same name) Lastly a republican I met on Delta flight something graces us with an audio comment. I love several things, including pussy.

11.15.05 Show #72
The expo made me cum and then it made me cum again and then I was out of clean underwear
Download the show here! time: 27:44

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

The podcasts who's creators were in this episode:
Barefoot Radio
I Love Knights
PK and J
Keith and the Girl

Buy Brother Love's shit and then he can afford to visit me. Help a brutha out y'all.


Check for more pictures on my flikr crib, and send your own!

Links and photos (show coming later tonight I hope)

Here's the first set of links and photos from my weekend at podcentral. If you've got pictures, post links to them here if you want my admiration and/or a little kiss sometime or perhaps you're into magnanimity. There's more than I can believe coming soon so if you're not here don't get mad yet.

My new best friends, their podcasts, other people who I wouldn't necessarily call my friends (because their cunts aren't to my liking and you've GOT to have a likeable cunt to be my friend), their podcasts and whatever else you motherfuckers want:

Brother Love


Sledge


PK and J


Dawn and Drew


Nate and Di
Keith and the Girl
Ben's Digital Tips and Tricks (sorry about the last name thing man)
Nick Starr
nlinus
Madge Weinstein (she's got the sweetest cunt of all!)

(check out my photos of all these cats and more at my flikr crib:
http://flickr.com/photos/sginc/sets/465859/

Madge's hot SEX SEX SEX lesbian pajama party video:

Post expo notes

Whew, hot damn, I'm tired

I'm in the Atlanta airport waiting for my connecting flight back to good old NY and my quiet life as a mild-mannered lbrarian. I'm more sleep-deprived than I've been in a good long time, but I've got tons of audio to show for it, not to mention links and podcasts you HAVE to check out and sexy body painting pictures and I don't even know what else but I know there's so much it's leaking all over the Atlanta airport's carpet and I'm getting some intensely disgusted looks but I don't even give a goddamn cause that one woman has stupid pants on.

I'd planned on posting from the expo itself, but was only in my room long enough to collapse into a 5 hour dreamless sleep before dragging my poor self up to party some more. I hung out with all my heros: Dawn and Drew, Nick Starr, Nlinus, Kieth and the Girl, PK and J, Nate and Di, Paul from Barefoot Radio, Sledge from I Love Knights, Ben "I'm-a-fucking-fresh-mother-fucker" Williams from Digital Tips and Tricks, Madge Weinstein, Katherine, Paul Griffin, Scott Sigler, Mark Jeffrey, Leo Laporte, buddha, the Pickleman, Chester Copperpot, etc., etc. Adam Curry is much taller than me. I know it's hard to believe, but it's no lie homes.

Also, in true rockstar tabloid style... Brother Love got me all hot and I shouldn't kiss and tell but it's so tempting.
First tittilating installment of expo reportage coming atcha tomorrow.

Thank you so much for sending me everyone!

-sg

11.07.05 #71 The Expo is coming like a motherfuckin' demon y'all

Quick showlet about the expo and a quick rantlet about sex education.
11.09.05 Show #71
Download the show here! time: 15:03


Time is really running out for the contest!

11.08.05 Calendar time! Promote kinky sex in your community

click on the images to see more and vote now!
I love you

11.07.05 #70 Soccerdaddy!!

I just got back from seeing my dad who was visiting from New Zealand... this is his FIRST EVER appearance on the show! Jake and Eliza are back too in a raucous game of 'Who dat?'. Then I've got a few songs for ya and a fascinating voyage to the terrifying world of religious anti-homosexuals. So guys, I've been trying to get together a fancy schmancy thank you show to all of you who sent me amazing birthday presents (including a new mattress and bed frame!), but I'm constantly scrambling to get the show out and to respond to your emails and also there's my day job and, well, the thank yous are WAY overdue. I hope you guys know that I'm so touched by all your gifts and I love every one of them and I really will get that thank you show out there some day soon. I'm so sorry it's taking me forever and I really hope you still love me!!

11.07.05 Show #70
Soccerdaddy!!
Download the show here! time: 32:12

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

CHEAP SOCCERGIRL, INC. T-SHIRTS!!!
Want an SG, inc. t-shirt but daunted by the retarded cafe press prices? Well, now you can own one of my very own shirts, lovingly emblazoned with the SG logo of your choice! The coolest part is that you get to be surprised by the shirt style (of course you can specify size and gender specifics) These really are my shirts! Get 'em while supplies last! They're 9 bucks each (shipping included).

Choose from the following logos (just include size, quantity and logo preferences with your payment):

(thanks logo designers! If you designed one you get a shirt for free! Just let me know what size)

Don't forget to include your size, how many t-shirts you want and the number of the logo you'd like!

Time is really running out for the contest!

11.01.05 #69 The Soccergirl Halloween 69 Special Part 2: God's Bee

It's part 2 of the Soccergirl Halloween / show number 69 special!
Tune in for a dramatic production of 'Fang d'Amour: Soccergirl and Ryan P. Meet Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein' by our good friend Jeffrey Alexander Lewonczyk. Also, check out my Halloween Bee song. Don't forget about the Halloween contest, and be sure to also remember that it's a new month... go cast your vote at Podcastalley.com. Happy 69 Halloween!



11.01.05 Show #69 part 2
God's Bee
Download the show here! time: 22:21

10.31.05 #69!!!! The Halloween 69 Special Part 1!

The Soccergirl Halloween 69 Movie Special: The Vineyard Vagabond



10.31.05 Show #69 part 1
The Vineyard Vagabond
Download the movie here! time: 09:46

10.30.05 #68 Girl in thong with butt

This Halloween Eve show contains a special presentation entitled: Little kid Soccergirl's questions, qualms and observations from everyone's favorite Judy Garland classic, The Wizard of Oz. I even sing the 'If I only had a brain' song. I love Mr. Show and so should you. Ryan and I discuss my poem called 'Spam'. It's sort of a 'found' poem since it was composed using the real subject lines from my boss' spam email. It's social commentary and a racy dick-licker at once. Halloween tomorrow! Get ready for whack.

10.30.05 Show #68
Girl in thong with butt
Download the mp3 here! time: 30:09

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

-- Mr. Show is the most brilliant show I've ever seen. Really. I want to have hot, hard sex with David Cross and Bob Odenkirk... at the same time if possible. Can you guys arrange that? Read more about Mr. Show and Bob and David's other projects at:
bobanddavid.com



-- New listener pictures that I love!
from Danny:


from Wilson:


And a Halloween card from Frank!

10.28.05 #67 Santorum

Dawn and Drew present! Ryan and I discuss our Ween experience; the rainy drive there, my slutty outfit, I showed Ween my boobs and got invited backstage (but didn't go cause I knew I'd regret it). Also lots of people touched my butt. Then we talk about my new advice column and Dan Savage's ''Savage Love'' when he talked about a grammy who masturbates her bird. I give a shout-out to another Soccergirl on the internet (there's room for the both of us), and do a little Scooby song for good measure. We were on Sirius! So it turns out BIG things are coming since the Halloween show and show number 69 will be one and the same... Serious tricks and even more serious treats-- terrifyingly sexy antics coming soon...

10.28.05 Show #67
Santorum
Download the mp3 here! time: 29:42

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

-- I love Ween!! You should love Ween too.

10.25.05 #66 Smurfette is the perfect woman

You sicko listeners are about to get a taste of your own medicine... that's right, you guessed it, it's time for Smurf pornography. Also it's time for another much anticipated BATHCAST! I read to you from the infamous Marquis de Sade (don't worry, it's hot I promise), and then some lovely lesbian erotica featuring some chaste honeys also known as "women of the cloth". This is a nasty episode in the most delicious way possible. Hope you like it!

10.25.05 Show #66
Smurfette is the perfect woman
Download the mp3 here! time: 29:44

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

I've gotten lots of emails about the music I played in the "Soccergirl's Squadcast Challenge Part 2". It was stupid of me not to post a link earlier, but it's smart of me to post one now. Her name is Regina Spektor, and I want to have her baby.

The Squadcast Challenge Part 2

I've completed the Squadcast Challenge and it's immortalized in the Soccergirl Squadcast Challenge Movie (Part 2)!!
There's a regular old sweet podcast coming your way tomorrow, and I'm terribly sorry to Smokehouse and Sledge who I was supposed to call this weekend... I had my hands totally full with the challenge, but I've been thinking about you both and I hope you're not too mad at me. I also hope I can chat with you soon. In the meantime, check out the new movie and watch out for the cops!

PART 2


Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

Visit the Squadcast's website and check out what else they've been up to (no good I'm sure)

10.19.05 #65 I rub my ass on your cock, you rub your dick on my butt

This podcast is a little guy since it comes to you with my very first syndicated movie all about the Soccergirl Squadcast Challenge!! The main computer and the replicator plan on making sweet love but not before another nerdrapper rhyme (it's been far too long). Bathcast coming up next episode. Don't forget about Podcast Alley, iTunes and the Halloween contest! I love you very much. I'm adding my other movies to the feed. I hope it works!

Check out my Squadcast Challenge video (click the image below)


10.19.05 Show #65
I rub my ass on your cock, you rub your dick on my butt
Download the mp3 here! time: 10:08

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

10.15.05 #64 Arnon Monogamy

Ryan is in the house and he's one rambunctious and ornery customer. My leg is pumping like a fucking generator and Ryan tries to hypnotize my mitochondria. He tells a story about a giant squid caught on candid camera. Then we announce the SCARY SOCCERGIRL AND RYAN P. HALLOWEEN 2005 CONTEST!!! Dress as your favorite SG, inc. character (it doesn't have to be your favorite, it can just be the one you want to dress up as). Three creative winners will get a high res picture of my naked tits with whatever they want me to write on them in marker! (some restrictions apply-- listen to the show for details). Check out the message board to post your entries and to vote on everyone else's. The winners will be chosen dnd style-- one by me, one by Ryan and the third by you! Thanks everyone for voting at PCA and subscribing through itunes. We're at number 18 last time I checked!! Now itunes has to embrace the world of explicit podcasts or the people will revolt! Viva la podcast revolution!! HEIYA!

10.15.05 Show #64
Arnon Monogamy
Download the mp3 here! time: 42:30

Shout outs, show notes, ephemera:

--
Click here to find out more about the contest

-- One of the first ever photographs of the infamous giant squid!


-- Check out Katherine's latest...

You can find products adorned with this fantastic image in my store (right)